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Affirmative Action Out of Control

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Listen, I'm all for diversity, but I had no idea that sponges, dinosaurs, and mutant giant dogs were being discriminated against in America's classrooms.
SpongeBob, Barney to Sing 'We Are Family'
(AP, 11/16/2004 2:57 PM)

Look out kids. SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and Clifford the Big Red Dog are joining forces to rerecord the disco tune "We Are Family" to promote diversity and tolerance in classrooms.

"This is an unprecedented event. For the first time characters from all of the important kids shows came together to appear in the same video," said video producer Christopher Cerf.
I'm sorry, but this just freaks me out. They came together? How did they do that exactly? They must have met at Spongebob's place, right, because he's a sponge and he'd dry up and die if he were out of the water too long. But, this would mean that Barney and Clifford had to have worn scuba gear. Where's Clifford going to get gear that big?

It just doesn't make sense! But, then again, in the name of diversity, I suppose it doesn't have to.